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a zombie bank is a bank that is insolvent, bankrupt, that has no money or future, yet still operates because it hides its bad assets, or toxic assets, from the populace via accounting mischief. a bank that is a corporation that allegedly cannot die because a corporation has a lifetime of infinity. a bank that is of the living dead, and the employees and investors of said failed corporation decide to make money by buying politicians and also through false media campaigns to make everyone believe that they are actually alive and thriving, when they should be buried, rather than being allowed to continue to walk the earth and turn the rest of humanity into zombies, as well
zombie bank - all the top banks of the world. all of them.
KR Bank is a bank owned by the man himself, Klaudas R. The bank is sadly closed all year round but opens up for special events including Klaudas Day (October 18th) where it hands out free loans to anyone who needs them. The banks main building is decorated with Soviet bathroom tiles.
Joe: KR Bank just gave me a 25,000 pound loan!
Klaudas: *Laughs knowing there is an interest rate of 99%*
Is when parents wait for their son to graduate and make his own money by working, to then create an exaggerate excuse to convince him to take care of them once when they're old.
Dad: I invested money in your studies. Who's gonna take care of me?
Son: I work to live my life as my own, I'm not a piggy bank
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A series of narrow islands off the coast of the North Carolina mainland. An absolutely beautiful part of the world, especially in summer time. A great place to vacation if you wish to just sit back, relax at the ocean or on the balcony of a house and watch the sunset and the winds come in.
I think I've died and gone to the Outer Banks.
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An undersea plateau containing the islands of Bahariterra.
The Bahariterra Bank is diverse with fish and coral.
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A conspiracy designed by neo-liberal capitalists to rob developing countries of their resources and ensure unequal distribution of wealth. This is accomplished under a claimed goal to "alleviate poverty" - an effective means to confuse the enemy (i.e. impoverished Mexican farmers, starving diamond miners in Africa, etc.).
"Hey, John, where are you going with that Molotov Cocktail?"
"I'm going to protest against the World Bank meeting in town today. Here's one for you."
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comedian/singer who makes regular appearances on The Bob and Tom Show
Heywood Banks is known for songs like "Toast" and "18 Wheels on a Big-Rig".
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