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The act of washing one’s arse in a puddle after taking a shit outside.
Ashley did a Sheffield bidet after shitting in a car park.
A Low Budget Bidet is one of 2 things a really cheap Bidet or a Squirt Bottle
Damn After That Taco bell Supreme burrito crunch I need to wash my asshole with a Low Budget Bidet
the human Bidet can be done solo, with two people, and even with a group. a solo human Bidet is when you take a shit and you pee while still sitting down and it rolls down your nut and taint and cleans your bum. the human Bidet with a partner is the same, but one person gets up and the other pisses on their bumhole, this one is much more effective. the group human Bidet is the same but with a bunch of people pissing on the poopers bumhole, this is the most effective variant.
"dear diary, today I shitted and ran out of kittens to wipe with, but thankfully I peed and it was a human Bidet, so it was ok in the end"
"hey playbou carti can you give me some human Bidet"
"precinct 6 get to hemorrhoid street ASAP, there's a guy here who needs some group human Bidet"
Edging yourself while your saggy balls are sucked down a flushing toilet. As the bidet power washes your asshole.
Have you joined the Dumbo Bidet mile-high club?
A poop or shit that splashes toilet bowl water onto your bootie hole crack area therefore washing off the poop.
I went to take a shit, but there was no poop in the toilet paper, the bidet shit washed me out very well.
When you spread a girls ass cheeks apart and piss on her butthole
“Yeah I gave Mary the bidet last night”
When you shit on the trail and your buddy squirts beer up your ass to clean in up.
I had no toilet paper on the trail and had to dump so buddy gave me a trail bidet.