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God-Blocker

A brick wall designed to block out hot waves of Christ.

"Damn it, Frank! Would you take down that Damn God-Blocker?? My grandma's on the other side of that, and I think she's have problems with her trachea again!"

by Jonathan87 April 7, 2004


Knock Blocker

Someone who, after being told a joke by a friend, tells that joke to a group without giving the friend the appropriate credit.

Steve is such a knock blocker; I cannot believe he told the crew my Willie Nelson joke without giving me any credit.

by BanditBall August 31, 2019


Socket Blocker

Similar to "Plugthug: someone who'd kill for access to recharging facilities". Leaning towards people in non-electric vehicles parking in charging/parking spaces designated for EV vehicles, can also apply to anyone in an EV spot if you are searching for a place to charge.

"Hey Baby, we might need to charge the car in order to make it home"
"OK, we can go and charge at the store for a while, unless some socket blocker is in the way"

by TXBeardMaster April 20, 2015


bowel blocker

A person who either intentionally or inadvertently prevents another person from having a movement.

I can't poop with an audience and I have three kids, two dogs and a wife who don't believe in privacy. My life is full of bowel blockers.

by benthered October 20, 2013


player blocker

mp3 player or other musical device with headphones worn by people, usually females, to avoid getting picked up by pimps. player blockers are used to divert attention from unwanted strangers.

When he saw Chanelle with her player blocker on, he knew he could not get through to her.

by urbanlifestudent December 2, 2008


Cockless Blocker

A female friend that ( with the best intentions ) tries to set up a guy with random girls at a party. Generally by getting too drunk and approaching groups of girls, whispering and pointing at the guy. Thereby destroying any chance he has of getting with the girls.

Cher - Heeeyyyy Dya mind if my friend Mark dances with usss, Heeesh really niice...And heeeeesh shingle (wink)

Phil - Hey Mark, Cher is totally messing shit up for you with those girls. Shes making you look a total mong

Mark - I know dude, She is a proper Cockless Blocker when she's hammered.

by Silverback Sweep February 29, 2012


Conversation Blocker

Someone who interrupts a conversation with the opposite sex or same sex and start a new conversation. Also know as convo blocker

I was talking to this girl and he came and started a whole different conversation with her. He is such a conversation blocker

by All star_ buckets December 13, 2016