Random
Source Code

blonde goddess

A beautiful man that goes to our school near you

Person 1: Omg, there he is

Person 2: who
Person 1: blonde goddess

Blonde goddess
A man that you were to refer to as "the blonde god" or "hottie"

by Thus is a closeted homosexual March 30, 2018


mr blonde

Rather sadistic criminal played by Michael Madsen in Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs. His name is Vic Vega, and is related to Vincent Vega who appared in Pulp Fiction.

Mr Blonde : Are you going to bark all day, little doggy, or are you going to bite?

by Domino July 13, 2006

51πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Strawberry Blonde

A shade of hair colour that is neither red nor blonde but a mixture in between. It can be a very light to medium shade of hair colour but is always a very warm one. People who have this hair colour naturally usually have pale skin and freckles. It is a rare colour to have naturally and less common than the other red-toned shades of hair colours.

It is not, contrary to popular belief, a bright or intense copper or orange shade that some would commonly call 'ginger' (which is often an offensive and negative term to use for anyone with any shade of red in their hair). Some people who have those shades of hair colour often wrongly call themselves a 'strawberry blonde'.

You are NOT a strawberry blonde if your hair is of a bright orange, deep red, auburn or chestnut shade.

It is strictly a colour term for hair that is of a blonde shade but with warm golden - reddish tones. Imagine a light to medium ash blonde shade of hair and then swap around the ash tones with gold or red ones.... THAT'S a true strawberry blonde.

"I'm NOT ginger you moron. I have Strawberry Blonde hair and there is a BIG difference between the two.
Go get an eye-colour test first, then try working on your lack of a personality and any other insecurities or form of self-loathing you may suffer from which makes you feel that you have to pick on someone else over their hair colour in an attempt to try to make your pitiful self feel better."

Difference between us: I could choose to change my hair colour but I'm afraid you're stuck with that low level of intelligence for life... tough luck"

by mimi75 April 24, 2010

472πŸ‘ 147πŸ‘Ž


blonde moment

when a girl,not always blonde acts stupid,or naive sometimes,turning into a stereotypical blonde

Guy:Have you thought about the mysteries in life?

Girl in blonde moment:Yes,like why the orange isn’t an apple.

Guy:...

by foursouls1 April 27, 2009

335πŸ‘ 104πŸ‘Ž


Strawberry Blonde

Natural strawberry blonde hair appears to be a shade of very light, rose-tinged blond-ish brown, but that is only an optical illusion. Strawberry blonde hair is a combination of two individual hair colors - blonde and red - on one scalp. Each strand of hair is either blonde or red, with red always predominant. There are no in-between, "pinkish" strands. The difference in shades of strawberry blonde hair depend on the proportion of blonde strands to red strands. Natural human hair has a variety of shades, but genetically they can only be of blonde, red or brunette. Pink hair only comes from salons.
Similarly, the "shade" of hair known as dirty blonde is a combination of individual strands that are either blonde or dark brunette, nothing in between, and blonde is always predominant.

Casey he waltzed with the strawberry blonde/And the band played on

by Souldeep69 February 21, 2016

31πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


blond moment

1: you may or may not be blond headed, but u have a moment when you forget something very obvious or ask a stupid question. you can have one either on purpose or by accident. dont mistake it with stupid .

{ a accidental blond moment)
Bob: Where is my pencil?
Tim: In your hand dumbass!

by The adventures of Bob and Tim September 5, 2005

57πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Dumb Blonde

A person who cant really do anything right.

A dumb blonde is some one who has had enough of life and decides to hang herself and then a guy walks into the park and asks why she is hanging by her waist? she said that she tried to hang herself, he said then shouldnt the rope go around your neck?? she said i tried but then i couldnt breathe.

by Ilona and Nicole and Jenna and Tina April 15, 2003

779πŸ‘ 270πŸ‘Ž