bowel seepage

Uncontrolled weep from the anus

Mum , I've got bowel seepage

bowel skin

the shit that comes off dog dick when you neuter them

i just cut off my dogs balls and his bowel skin went everywhere

Boweling Around

1. The Act of emptying your bowels.
2. Making suggestive almost fatherly noises revolved around shitting.
3. What Sammy does

John: What are you doing?
Sammy: Nothing, Mate. Just Boweling Around

Joseph: Oi Oi fam, we out here boweling
Sammy: I am The Bowel Fiend

bowel eternity

Sitting on the toilet for longer than expected

An exaggeration of constipation

It felt like a bowel eternity and worst of all this was at work.

Demonic bowel

Having laxatives while wiping with itching powdered toilet paper or poison ivy.

Marc: jeez I just had a demonic bowel last night.
Marie: what’s that?
Marc: when stupidity gets the best of you.

bowel cycle

When someone starts to use the restroom on a regular basis.

Person A: I've been using the restroom every hour!
Person B: Seems like you're going through a bowel cycle.

Toxic Bowel

Another name for Taco Bell

Hey, you guys want some Toxic Bowel? Yeah, I want to try the new Dorito Taco.