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The lengthy and unwanted description of disgusting medical problems and alerts the elderly will occasionally inflict on their relatives. Lacking a polite way to beg off, one must sit through the nauseating stories of consistency, texture, and medicating that ensue.
Well, it turns out your grandfather doesn't need lunch today; Too bad I had to sit through the Bowel Report to find that out.
the shit that comes off dog dick when you neuter them
i just cut off my dogs balls and his bowel skin went everywhere
Getting fucked in the ass balls deep
-Did you here what happend to Zack?
-Yea I fucked him bowels deep.
1. The Act of emptying your bowels.
2. Making suggestive almost fatherly noises revolved around shitting.
3. What Sammy does
John: What are you doing?
Sammy: Nothing, Mate. Just Boweling Around
Joseph: Oi Oi fam, we out here boweling
Sammy: I am The Bowel Fiend
this basically means that you're on the verge of shitting your pants or you're currently having explosive diarrhea
"wyd"
"my bowels are betraying me"
Having laxatives while wiping with itching powdered toilet paper or poison ivy.
Marc: jeez I just had a demonic bowel last night.
Marie: what’s that?
Marc: when stupidity gets the best of you.
When someone starts to use the restroom on a regular basis.
Person A: I've been using the restroom every hour!
Person B: Seems like you're going through a bowel cycle.