Savage Brew

The most brutal way to slam a beer by shaking it up, slamming it into your mouth, biting into it, sucking out all the contents, throwing it to the ground, then head-butting the guy standing closest to you.

The term "Savage Brew' has been thrown around for years. It puts "shot-gunning" a beer to shame. This happens on every tour we've ever been on, and happens in most cities we roll though. However, the story I will tell this time has to do with the moment the Savage Brew spread to Europe. Our friend came over with the guys from Dragonforce to show them how my band does a "Savage Brew". One of my bandmates proceeded by having himself and said friend take their shirts off, shake up one beer each really well, and then together they counted to three. They slammed the beers into their teeth, bit down hard and drank all of its contents. As soon as they were finished they slammed them onto the ground and proceeded to head-butt each other so hard that blood started streaming down their faces. Standard fare with the Savage Brew.

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The Witches Brew

When one goes for a long period of time without ejaculating. The cum is brewing and festering waiting to be unleashed. Its as if a group of witches are brewing something in the bottom of a guys balls.

I'm cooking up a mean witches brew. I unleashed the witches brew all over this girl last night.

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cold-brew

Coffee steeped in room-temp or cold water, normally drank by trendy douchebags who think they're better than everyone else.

Look at chad over there sipping his cold-brew like a douchebag. It's just iced coffee, get over yourself.

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Super Brew

Continuous hitting of the bong until the bowl is completely finished, the bong is sent around in a circle without being cleared for the longest time possible.

Side Note: Make sure you pack the bowl tight for longer burning and place your hand over the bong so the smoke wont escape.

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Ex 1:Yo I got to put that on urban dictionary! (Runs to computer)
Ex 2:Man wait! (pulls out bong)... We got to Super Brew.
Ex 1:Yeaaaaa! ><

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Brewed Up

An irresistable urge in your bowls causing you to run to the shitter after drinking a hot cup of java at work.

After his second cup of java Skippy was all brewed up and raced to the bathroom just in time for his first bowel movement of the day.

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brew donk

A cold beer that is enjoyed

After work lets go get a brew donk

Alcohol Brewing

The process of fermenting ingredients to make your own alcohol. Popular in America during Prohibition, and still practiced by some today.

Life's too short to drink cheap beer, try alcohol brewing.