Where you are in a public place (like school or a museum) and you have a mad batch of diarrhea brewing... its so bad that you're clenching your anus so as not to leak out any butt sludge before you safely arrive at a toilet... in the meantime, you have a stream of sweat running down your back, and down your butt crack...
I ate some bad meatloaf at lunch today, and later I got a terrible case of the butthole sweats while in english class... I thought my colon was going to explode all over my chair!
One who regularly engages in the stomping of male anus
Travis Hiner is usually stomping buttholes over at the Dolphin Bar, he's a Butthole Stomper.
It's a scrunchie
Me: hey that kinda looks like a butthole
Friend: we that's disgusting
Me: ur disgusting ur the one with a pocket butthole
When you cease and desist all penial trade into your womans anus because shes being a total bitch.
The woman successfully shut the fuck up once the butthole embargo had been put into place.
When your farts are so bad and so thick the air is like China.
After burrito night, Seth's farts were so nasty that the air was visibly thick. Seth had a case of Beijing Butthole.
A glory hole, but big enough to fit a butt through.
Waiter: “Would anyone be interested in dessert?”
Alex: “Not me! Going to Ibiza in June so I need to make sure I’m glory butthole compatible.”
Someone playing Bingo with your butthole meaning
Hey Jeff, your going to jail tonight and your going to have a good time playing Butthole Bingo with the Guys.