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When you sit on the toilet to take a dump but you only end up farting a bunch of times.
"I hope you had a good shit cause we still have a while to go on this road trip."
"Um. Well, it was kinda frustrating cause I guess I didn't have to go that toilet"
"Son of a bitch!"
"Hey, it's not my fault I was only able to carbonate that toilet! I really thought I had to do go!"
The act of placing a straw into one’s ass and farting into a cup of soda and giving the newly carbonated beverage with the straw to an unsuspecting victim.
Hey Jack, let’s carbonate Jenaya’s Coke while she’s not looking!
When the periodic table symbols are used, this spells out autistic, originated on TikTok and is used among friends.
Are you gold titanium sulfur titanium carbon?
When something is super underrated and special
"holy shit bro, hotline miami is CARBON as FUCK!"
"Yeah its BORON as HELL!"
"ARGON as SHIT!"
providing information that is blatantly untrue and shakily thought out, chatting shit, bullshit, etc
Person 1: That dude says he can score us whatever we want in 5 minuites
Person 2: No way man, that is serious carbon warehousing.
Cadre quinquagénaire ultra-performant qui optimise sa vie comme son vélo en carbone : plus léger, plus rapide, plus efficace.
Il affiche sa supériorité par des photos de randos cyclistes hors de prix avec ses potes corporate, avant d’upgrader sa compagne vieillissante contre une version plus fraîche (souvent une subordonnée)
Tu as vu ce que Jean-Marc a posté ? Encore une sortie vélo de 150 km avec son groupe de cadres. Ah, et il a viré sa femme pour sa stagiaire. Classique Mâle Alpha Carbone.
when you use bcc so people can’t communicate through esp
The privy carbon copy protected the historical American from defamation.