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A cute, fluffy, ball of love that by no means can be destroyed, and should be worshiped like a god, or it will smite you.
Today, I forgot to worship the cat, and it smited my friend, bob.
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Cat can simply be defined as the woman of anyone’s dreams, especially mine. She is a special, unique, and truly one of a kind individual. She is the most caring woman I’ve met and would go through hell and back for someone she cares for. She often has trouble letting people in, that is to say, trusting or simply giving you her all, unless you work for it. Cat needs to be cared for, loved, and given much affection. When she has her bad days give her your all and when she has her good days give her your all, always give her your all because a Cat deserves nothing less. She is truly my one and only and a relationship you have with Cat is one to never be taken for granted. Cat is a queen, a beautiful, intelligent, incredibly mysterious, and naturally talented woman. Cat is the woman any man would fall for, as have I.
Alejandro: Damn bro... I really do love Cat. I don’t know what I’d do without her. She’s simply amazing and all I want to do is show her how amazing she really is. Making her happy is all I want.
Pollo: Bro, You deserve the best, I’m glad you found Cat.
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The best fucking pet ever, has glowing eyes and agility like a ninja. You will not regret your choice of a cat.
Where did my cat go?
*cat drops from ceiling*
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1. An animal
2. A well loved musical adapted into a movie that, for some reason, people didn’t like
1. Oh! I absolutely love my cat, he helps me when I’m sad
2. Have you seen Cats? You saw the original musical cast?! You’re so lucky! I love the musical, Taylor Swift sing Beautiful Ghosts so well!
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Why the fuck are you searching up what a cat is?
"Meow, Meow?"
"Duh, a cat says that!"
"Oh…"
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1. A domesticated house-pet, they like to lie around the house and shit everywhere. They generally have no soul and are vastly considered inferior to dogs as companions. However, wild cats like lions and tigers are pretty cool.
2. A cool guy, usually a jazz musician.
1. My cat ran away, but who really cares. Time to get a dog.
2. Man, that is one cool cat. He can play!
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A small, furry housepet that goes good broiled over rice.
What are you eating?....OH DEAR GOD IS THAT A CAT?
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