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Donkey chalk occurs when you don't immediately clean ejaculent from you and/or your lovers skin after anal, and it dries and/or crusts on your asshole.
Damnit Johnathan, you gave me donkey chalk!
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When one is presented a grand opportunity to steal something. Many times will be said as an exclamation at the opportunity.
*Sees that friend left their gold watch behind*
"Chalk season!"
*Takes watch*
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Don't get them.
They're lame.
Enthusiasts use them for rock climbing.
Make your own.
You will look cooler
"Haha, Gavin is holding his chalk sak while he climbs!"
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After taking a dump (likely large in nature), and flushing the excrement, if marks are left on the toilet bowl from your shit, you have successfully "chalked the bowl", and multiple flushes may be necessary to remove your prize or possibly a scrub of the toilet brush!
I like to chalk the bowl after a huge meal of Indian curry chicken.
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Something that is definitely going to happen, there's no doubt about it. It's guaranteed.
If Scott and Jamie got into a fight then it'd be rock chalk that Scott would K.O. rickshaw Jamie.
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A term coined by Democratic Jayhawk fans to show their support for both Obama and Kansas University.
Rock Chalk + Barack = Barack Chalk!
Jayhawk fan: I LOVE OBAMA.
Jayhawk fan: I LOVE THE JAYHAWKS.
Jayhawk fan: SHANANANANA BARACK CHALK.
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To Chalk it up, is to make a bong so thick with smoke, you can hardly see through it
Stoner 1: Lets go hit the bong
Stoner 2: Yeah, lets chalk it up
"Damn, that bong is CHALKED!"
"chalk that bad bitch up.."
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