Church is out

A. The "party" is over
B. A situation that is "fucked"
C. something that is over

Phrase coined by boxing referee Frank Cappuccino and frequently used my Danny Monaco and his entourage

A. Church is out man!

B. Church was out for the stoners that got caught by the cops.

C. Church is out for President Bush.

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church drunk

A level of drunkness- generally refers to getting really weirdly drunk. Often church goers who rarely drink will reach this level during a night out on the town.

Used in a sentence; I'm for sure getting church drunk tonight.

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Church Night

An event happening every Sunday night in Lake Louise at the B&G (only bar in town) where locals pay tribute to the holy week that they just spent by getting way too drunk.

" I'm working tomorrow morning at 7am but I don't care, it's Church Night tonight. Let's get shit-faced! "

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Church Blax

Blacks who put on their SUNDAY BEST and head off to church at least once a week (maybe more). They praise the lord randomly, attempt to preach to anyone that will listen, and are prone to fainting at the slightest mention of Jesus Christ.

Gospel music? That's for church blax.

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God Church

When Jake Paul tries to describe his merch sales (that no one cares about) but cant think of any cool words so he merges two words together hence the idiotic word god church

Usually describes how his merch sales r going. another way of saying

'hey I i can't sell shit,BUY MY SHIT'

-Jake Paul in a nutshell-

I dropped up some new merch and it's selling like a (fucking) GOD CHURCH

-Leafyishere

-Keemstar

-Jake Paul

-Pewdiepie

-Ricegum

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church-goer

A person who goes to church regularly. The usage is often by people who want to cast a disparaging remark about people who attend church. Usage can be positive by rural people in the midwest.

If is funny how many church-goers one sees in the bars.

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Church Monkey

Someone who is not focused when they should be, very scatter brained when they should be cool calm and collected.

Imagine bringing a monkey to church.

George drove from dealership to dealership like an excited little church monkey, instead of taking time to update his notes.

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