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communism

An ideology based essentially on the idea expounded by Karl Marx, that in an ideal society everyone would receive what they needed and would produce according to their capacity. From this idea was elaborated a doctrine whereby a Socialist state would be established that would in time subsume the economic structure of society into itself. At this point the State itself would wither and the new ideal Communist society would emerge. It's surely a beautiful idea on paper, and may even work with small tribal bands ... but just try to apply it to a society made of millions of us naked apes and see what happens.

Marx incidentally suggested that agrarian societies would be more likely to develop in time along such lines; the adoption of Communist doctrine by industrial societies like Leninist-Stalinist Russia may arguably be in itself a perversion of Marx's idea.

Capitalism is the exploitation of man by man. Communism is the exact reverse. - John Gardner

Any man who is not a Communist at the age of twenty is a fool. Any man who is still a Communist at the age of thirty is an even bigger fool. - George Bernard Shaw.

Communism: right idea, wrong species. - Jermaine Evans

The Catholic and the Communist are alike in assuming that an opponent cannot be both intelligent and sincere. - George Orwell.

A Communist is like a crocodile - when it opens its mouth you cannot tell whether it is trying to smile or preparing to eat you up. - Winston Churchill

by Fearman November 20, 2007

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Communism

Communism is when a country is totally free of any government or corporation, a paradise where no differenses exist.

But before this can happen, the people must to be oppressed, controlled and brainwashed - this is called socialism.
Sosialism is the state when the government controls the economy and everything basicly. Using propaganda, secret police and any possible means, a socialist state will become omnipotent and omniscient. When the population is finally cleansed of all remains of religion and freedom, they will be 100% obedient to the state. The time needed for achiving such a situation has yet to be found - experiments have never lasted more than a few decades.

When the state seems their goal reached, it will seize to exist - effectively achieving communism.

There is no great depresion in communist russia - only a great oppression
"Communism tries to liberate people taking away all of their freedoms and creating a big daddy state" Karl Marx 2.0

by Words do not exist January 11, 2021

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Communism

Analogy: anything great on paper but huge shit in practice, like its a huge fuck up in practice i mean REAL shity, like damn dont pull a communism

person1: yo dude i tried giving my girl a Honolulu Surprise last night, strait fucking communism

person2: you are correct, that is strait communism, you know what else is correct?

person1: what?

person2: you are fucking disgusting

person1: fo shizzl'e my nizzl'e

by IM A FUCKING PEAR April 10, 2020

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Communism

Communism, the system people suffer through as a result of rejecting Capitalism for no good reason. Communism, the system that idiot people install and regret after destroying Capitalism as a result of receiving a terrible "free" education. The utopia that everyone wants in their dreams, but always wakes and recognizes as a nightmare. The anti-concept that leads to the opposite of freedom and prosperity. The bane on existence that is deconstructing our American schools and attempting to replace freedom with "wokness". The Ideology that is badly attempting to indoctrinate Individualist telling them that objectivity is fake while depending on objectivity to concertize their position. The worst ideology to have ever been practiced by humans.

Communism died when multiple different countries tried to implement it and millions of Individuals died for no go reason. Communism, the manual of how to kill innocent people because you value equity over equality. Communism, the other word for malignant cancer. Communism, the concept mean little people try to sell you to become mean big people with the ability to sentence you to death because you dare to think for yourself.

by Objectivityiskey September 2, 2021

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Communism

Something that doesn’t work

β€œSounds like Communism to me!”

by Noggor September 13, 2020

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Communism

An Insult used by Republicans when something that they don't like is mentioned & or a act by a Left Leaning Politician

Jack: So a County in California wants to give people access to free healthcare

Keith: That's Communism right there. I know it is.

by Dark_Link_1996 February 10, 2021

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Communication

Something several people are incapable of. :)

Example of shitty communication:
Person A: Hello person B, how are you today?
Person B: Yes
Person A: This isn't a yes or no I'm asking how your day went
Person B: Yes
Person A: That doesn't make sense how the fuck does "Yes" describe your day?
Person B: Yes
Person A: God fucking dammit stop saying yes!!!
Person B: Yes
Person A: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by shirb December 13, 2019

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