fecal cough

the passing of intestinal gas at a high rate of speed through the rectum, sometimes leaving a spray of stool in the undies

I thought i shit my pants but it was just a fecal cough

pooping cough

When you cough so hard that you fart or poop

–Omg did you just do a pooping cough?
–Wait you heard that over my loud-ass coughing?

cana-cough

when you just smoked cannabis and cough in public

“That’s not covid, it’s cana-cough

crotch cough

A loud passing of gas. An audible fart.

I told him not to eat Mexican food on his date. Just when things were getting romantic, he let out a crotch cough.

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frat cough

The cough that all bros aquire when living in the house together. They all always cough.
It's comparable to kennel cough for dogs. One gets it and then it spreads.

Dude, I thinks Chad's got a bad case of the frat cough since he moved in to the house. That shit doesn't go away.

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Cough of Champions

When you cough so hard from a toke that you vomit.

Stoner 1: "Wow, dude, Jim really hit hard on that thing. He's coughing like crazy."
Stoner 2: "Yeah, and that cough just became the cough of champions. He just puked all over my carpet."

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weenie cough

When your boyfriend ejaculates in your mouth after fellatio and a cough develops as a result of swallowing.

"Awww girl, you got the weenie cough? Et's okaai" - significant other in a homosexual voice.

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