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A beast that comes out when it is 25 degrees below zero. It can rip your head off, it can fly as high as a bird, and it can bite your face. It has killed as many as 100,000 people. It can also stab you in the ass.
The chicken cow attacked my brother. It stabbed him in the ass while he was in the cold. His ass was frost bitten. His ass was also numb.
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a fat girl looking for a booty call.
"Yo, that whaler called and wanted to score. I might get me a booty cow!"
acronym for "tin can on wheels" an econobox any small fuel efficient car
I hate driving a t-cow because it's so cramp inside but at least I get good gas mileage.
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Primarily known as Michael Tully on Sirius 28 XM 52 Faction. He can be heard on Faction from 12-3PM Eastern and from 3-7PM on the Jason Ellis Show. Although he has never confirmed he has made love to a steer, his physical attributes suggests he may dabble in the art of fucking a cow. Jason Ellis gave him this nickname in 1977. His other accomplishments include going to Oxford and having an Asian girlfriend with fake tits.
"Hold on, Tully will know... COW FUCKER!!!" says Jason Ellis.
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WARNNG DO NOT TRANSLATE TO FILIPINO
mike: hey jake translate keys cow into filipino
jake: okay
result: susi baka
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The Goonswarm Federations greatest hunter, he can tackle Earl Campbell, find something that was never there and put W's in fleet so fast that everyone gets on the killmail.
FC: I need someone in an interceptor who knows how to hunt to x up
Ultra Cow: x
FC: Looks like we got a few guaranteed kills
A lolcow on the SuperMarioLogan wiki who does nothing but sit his ass down and scroll through the SML Wiki and he has no other life, he is a socially awkward and anti social person who spends all of his time on the internet and isolates himself from the outside world, he's a very immature person for a 19 year old as well, he also says garbage like "AYAYA!" like shut the fuck up. There is no way this guy has friends in real life and all he does is use the internet, he uses the wiki while at his job as well. He also works at McDonalds like haha he probably eats all of the burgers because he's so fat and unhealthy!
Gummy Cow! is an SML Wiki staff.