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creampie of cripples

refers to disabled people who are the most accessible and charismatic people in relation to the abled-bodied, yet still retain the identity of disabled due to a medical condition.

Bboy Crutch is known to be a creampie of cripples.

by Albert Aram Kim September 18, 2006

7πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Chronic cripples

Hard nipples from cold temperatures. Abbreviated to 'chronics'.

"Geez, its so cold, I've got chronics!"

by Jinx May 1, 2003

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


crippling debt

yourself

you arecrippled crippling debt

by go die mr123456789 December 19, 2017

4πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


crippled egg museum

A derogatory term used to describe a very promiscuous and barren woman who is often beyond her years and tries to dress and act much younger than she really is. Will likely attempt to copulate with school boys in high school or college, playing on naivety to make her move, due to her lack of ability to attract a mate more her age, and hopelessly believing that a younger males more potent semen will provide the answer to her inability to conceive.

Man, you better watch out for that teacher, she's a serious crippled egg museum. Don't think you're hot shit just cause she's flirting with you, she does it everywhere she goes, she's desperate for a kid and is too messed up for anyone her own age in their right mind to get involved with.

by Toasties YAY January 4, 2010


cash point cripple

An micro minded individual who parks their vehicle as close as possible to an ATM regardless of how much inconvenience this causes others.

Parking next to an ATM without having regards to others especially if there is a free parking bay within 5 meters.

Bert: Observe the chav with the IQ reducer and GTI parked outside the bank. Clearly a cash point cripple
Gert: Tosser

by janeizgood March 13, 2008


Cripple Cream Flogger

Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.

I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020


Hook You Crippled

To perform at the highest level. To excel at something in a highly competitive way that is not normally competitive. To assert primal dominance.

D: "Are you sure you can handle another drink?"
S: "I'll hook you crippled!"

by VoodooPuppy March 25, 2011