Crispy depression is like any depression except for the fact of not being sad inside but being burnt inside instead
I just hate having crispy depression. I am just burnt on the inside so much that I just want to grill.
flat brim hat, fresh hat, well maintained dome piece
that crispy lid is dope. That crispy lid is fresh to death
The act of letting semen settle and hardened on surface and peeling off later for human consumption
“We have gone through all the Lays chips, don’t worry I have a couple of crispy chips forming as we speak. “
When you get a satisfying critical hit in a video game.
When i was fighting i got a really Crispy crit that won me the game
When balls are shriveled up to the point of crispy essence.
“You’ve been out in the cold too long” “you’ve probably got crispy balls man”
To masterbate into your hand and ejaculate, then wipe in your someones hair while they sleep.
Person 1: "You better not fall asleep tonight or you`re gonna wake up with with crispy hair."
Person 2: "Why`s that?"
Person 1: Because I'm gonna crispy ninja you."
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A squalid combination of feces, toilet paper, lint, and baihr that has become intertwined creating a rice krispy-like texture that is affixed to anus by way of the baihr.
After a failed attempt at wiping my anus earlier in the day, a doodoo crispy fell out.
I ended up pulling out a doodoo crispy when I scratched my anus.
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