The act of letting semen settle and hardened on surface and peeling off later for human consumption
“We have gone through all the Lays chips, don’t worry I have a couple of crispy chips forming as we speak. “
When balls are shriveled up to the point of crispy essence.
“You’ve been out in the cold too long” “you’ve probably got crispy balls man”
When you get a satisfying critical hit in a video game.
When i was fighting i got a really Crispy crit that won me the game
To masterbate into your hand and ejaculate, then wipe in your someones hair while they sleep.
Person 1: "You better not fall asleep tonight or you`re gonna wake up with with crispy hair."
Person 2: "Why`s that?"
Person 1: Because I'm gonna crispy ninja you."
like when you are sweating so much undreneath your armpits.
OMG krissy im super crispy because i was just running
A squalid combination of feces, toilet paper, lint, and baihr that has become intertwined creating a rice krispy-like texture that is affixed to anus by way of the baihr.
After a failed attempt at wiping my anus earlier in the day, a doodoo crispy fell out.
I ended up pulling out a doodoo crispy when I scratched my anus.
When your girlfriend is tossing you off and you cum up your own arm.
"The Crispy Jack" - Oh no the exticey is to great oops its up my arm =/