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Crispy chip

The act of letting semen settle and hardened on surface and peeling off later for human consumption

“We have gone through all the Lays chips, don’t worry I have a couple of crispy chips forming as we speak. “

by Cheezncats April 10, 2022


Crispy Balls

When balls are shriveled up to the point of crispy essence.

“You’ve been out in the cold too long” “you’ve probably got crispy balls man”

by Jimmy9923 February 15, 2021


Crispy crit

When you get a satisfying critical hit in a video game.

When i was fighting i got a really Crispy crit that won me the game

by the wolf that licks booty November 26, 2018


crispy ninja

To masterbate into your hand and ejaculate, then wipe in your someones hair while they sleep.

Person 1: "You better not fall asleep tonight or you`re gonna wake up with with crispy hair."
Person 2: "Why`s that?"
Person 1: Because I'm gonna crispy ninja you."

by leeroy1398 July 17, 2013


crispy

like when you are sweating so much undreneath your armpits.

OMG krissy im super crispy because i was just running

by Natalia March 26, 2005


doodoo crispy

A squalid combination of feces, toilet paper, lint, and baihr that has become intertwined creating a rice krispy-like texture that is affixed to anus by way of the baihr.

After a failed attempt at wiping my anus earlier in the day, a doodoo crispy fell out.

I ended up pulling out a doodoo crispy when I scratched my anus.

by Awsome1 March 03, 2010


The Crispy Jack

When your girlfriend is tossing you off and you cum up your own arm.

"The Crispy Jack" - Oh no the exticey is to great oops its up my arm =/

by Glovehands April 20, 2009