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A female who fake cries (crocodile tears) every time she gets in trouble.
My girl cheated on me, and made me feel like an asshole because I made her cry.
Turns out shes just another Crocodile Cunt
A useless fact that someone really wants you to know. Usually said when the fact has little to nothing to do with a conversation or in a large gathering of people. Seen by the fact giver as useful information or a party trick to show off smarts.
The term was originally coined by Joinen (An Australian Youtuber) during a twitch live stream. The stream has since been uploaded to his channel under the name WooHoo's MESSED UP "Girl Types"
In the video, Joinen reacts to a girl chasing after another girl, while girl 1 spouts useless facts to girl 2.
Boy: I'm thinking about getting the new iPhone
Girl: Did you know Martin Cooper made the first cell phone call
Boy: No one cares about your Crocodile Fact(s)
A swear word for cool kids who read Wings of Fire {Dragon}
*Kid walks happily*
*Kid stubbes toe*
"FEATHER LICKING CROCODILE!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!"
While doing her doggy style, push her (or him) on her (or his) belly and slip into her (his) ass. Watch her (him) squirm around like a crocodile. Bonus points of she's (he's) Australian, as they might say "Crikey!"
"Heard ya pushed 'er boundries last night mate."
"Yeah I pulled off a Crocodile Crikey!"
A human stomach that can eat alot of foods other people cant.
Her: How can you drink raw eggs?
Him: I'll be fine. I have a crocodile stomach. I do it all the time.
a crocodile who may appear to be walking but is indeed dancing and passing the vibe check
Lauren was right because the crocodile was indeed dancing not walking (crocodile dancing)