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First shift of girls at the strip club.
"Hey man, let's go check out the fresh crop before they are defiled in the champagne room."
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Cream of the crop, the best of what you've got. Something that is better than all the other somethings.
"Hey man! The Ferrari really is the cream of the crop when it comes to foreign cars. It's like no other!" Said Jack, to Jill who drove her car down a hill and into a ditch needing a new one and decided to ask Jack for his opinion.
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When a couple gets naked and one partner starts running from a distance away, jumping in the air and farting directly on their lovers' face as they fly by. It is the expert version of crop dusting.
Jessica was super excited when her husband Jacob offered to give her a crop job for her birthday
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A failure to crop dust; the act of crapping in your pants instead of farting whilewalking in front of another.
Bro Ha: Hey Borat, i just crop sharted in front of Pamela.
Borat: Yeah i hate Crop Sharting around hot girls.
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Origin: Ohio
Crop Dusting is a game or activity where the object is to rub your sack/unit against an unsuspecting person during conversation and acting like it was an accident, or pretending it never happened. Usually works best when one person is seated.
Crop Dust Scoring:
Male-1 point
Female-2points
Any Celebrity-5 points
Dude, that fuck just crop dusted me.
Hey, why the fuck are you crop dusting me right now?
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Sprinkling weed for any purpose, usually when rolling joints.
Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm crop dusting this joint.
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When you pull over for a quickie after being on the road for hours and bust a nut so powerful it breaks the condom and your girl has to waddle around with her legs spread so all of your baby sauce drips out. Crop Dusting.
¨Dude, last night Sherry and I were crop-dusting the neighbour´s garden on our way back from her mom´s when the cops showed up.¨
¨My girl and I had to bang after 12 hours of driving so we pulled over in Saskatchewan for a quickie and the condom broke, so she had to crop-dust the wheat field before we could get back on the road.¨
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