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To walk into an enclosed area with a crowd of people and let out a juicy fart, then quickly exit before the smell registers, thereby leaving yourself blameless for the said fart.
I wish I could have seen the look on the clerks face when I left that nice crop dusting behind.
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First shift of girls at the strip club.
"Hey man, let's go check out the fresh crop before they are defiled in the champagne room."
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Cream of the crop, the best of what you've got. Something that is better than all the other somethings.
"Hey man! The Ferrari really is the cream of the crop when it comes to foreign cars. It's like no other!" Said Jack, to Jill who drove her car down a hill and into a ditch needing a new one and decided to ask Jack for his opinion.
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A failure to crop dust; the act of crapping in your pants instead of farting whilewalking in front of another.
Bro Ha: Hey Borat, i just crop sharted in front of Pamela.
Borat: Yeah i hate Crop Sharting around hot girls.
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Origin: Ohio
Crop Dusting is a game or activity where the object is to rub your sack/unit against an unsuspecting person during conversation and acting like it was an accident, or pretending it never happened. Usually works best when one person is seated.
Crop Dust Scoring:
Male-1 point
Female-2points
Any Celebrity-5 points
Dude, that fuck just crop dusted me.
Hey, why the fuck are you crop dusting me right now?
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Sprinkling weed for any purpose, usually when rolling joints.
Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm crop dusting this joint.
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The most mid person ever, Crop? And Storytime? Is annoying tiktok copypasta that almost everyone hates.
“Crop?” A term for Reuploading a TikTok so it can be Screen Recorded or Screen Shotted
“Storytime?” A term for uploading a explanation about the context that wasn’t described in the video.
Person:“Crop? And Storytime?”
Tiktoker: “please go away”
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