A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens
J: Hello Joogle the cross eyed dangler
N: Whyyyyyy
Little balls of poop hanging from your ass hair.
As Mike scratched his ass his fingernail picked up hanging danglers.
This is when a bartender teaches an asshole a lesson by dropping his ballsack into said assholes drink prior to serving.
That dick that ordered the martini got the Delaware Dangler he deserved.