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You take one hand and dip it completely in hot sauce. Start thrusting this into his/her anus. After the anus is wide open pour an entire bottle of ketchup and hot sauce into it. Make him/her excrete this onto a taco then make him/her eat that taco.
That tahiti one handed deluxe was great, but at the end the taco was not very enjoyable.
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Absolutely slapping the sh*t out of someone
He just got hit with the wombo combo deluxe junior
It's the act of the man taking a dump in the tank of the toilet while the woman takes a dump in the bowl while giving the man a blowjob while a third party performs a golden shower.
Dude, last night Stacey and Dave and I did the upper decker double deluxe Blumpkin, it was gnarly!
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The Man submits the female in doggy style position. Strikes her pussy hard to relax all the pink parts, after that, introduces 3 chocolate bonbons (or more, depending the bitchs anal potential) in her asshole, then inserts the “nailess finger” and with long but vigorous strokes, melts all the bonbons on her ass. After a moisty cum shot, keeps stoking till the melt chocolate bonbons mix with the spunk. Remove the cock from the hungry ass and give it to her sweet mouth to enjoy!
"Dear, is there some chocolate bonbons in the refrigerator? I'm craving for a delicious Portuguese Candy Shop Bonbon Deluxe!!"
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A pizza with alfredo sauce and bacon; the perfect topping combo for those who HATE tomato sauce on their pizza!
Person 1: Hey, man. Whatcha want on ya' pizza?
Person 2: Y'know what I want...
P1: Uh... pepperoni?
P2: Ew, no! I don't want no tomato barf on my pizzer!
P1: Okay...how about chicken BBQ?
P2: Nah...
P1: Hmmm...pineapple pizza?
P2: BRUH, WHO DAHEQ EATS PINE-CRAPPLE PIZ-ZCREWUP??!!
P1: *sigh* Touché. Well, what do you want?
P2: Duh, Alfredo's Meat n' Cheese Deluxe!!
P1: Dude, you're right! Bacon pizza's way better!!
Two underage males nailing two morbidly obese women in a sandwich style.
Pedro and I were banging some fatties Double Jr. Cheeseburger Deluxe-style when Pedro's right lung collapsed because he was stuck on the bottom.
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A somewhat remastered version of the Nintendo Wii U game Mario Kart 8 now on the Nintendo Switch, released on April 28, 2017.
Guy #1: Yo, I got Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, wanna race?
Guy #2: Sure. If I win, you’ re buying me food.
Guy #1: Aight, bet.
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