the best most greatest perfect person of all time that ever lived cuz hes just that goated also its me
originated as a noun - an exaggerated term used to describe the amount of desperation within a person, in which it is equivalent to a country.
but is now more commonly used as an adjective that describes an extreme form of desperation used to describe a situation or a person.
- Mayeisha keeps hitting on every lowlife that walks into the bar
- desperation nation
The point in a persons life where they become so horny and lonely, that they begin to engage in sexual acts with objects other then humans.
"why did garrett go into the bathroom with that watermelon?"
"he hasn't had sex in over three years, desperality is finally setting in."
A nude or revealing picture sent to illicit a response from someone that is showing disinterest in you , or has ghosted you in order to get a response.
"Chad wont answer my texts for a week, I should send a steamy shower pic ". Suprise. He answers to the desperation nude because hes drunk.
Calling someone this means that they are cool and have like fricken infinite rizz.
Tanner is "desperated"
Similar to desperate dick syndrom but for women.
Typically occurs when it's been a while and you really need to get a good fucking again.
Sandy was so desperate for dick she imagined what sex with Donald Trump was like while masturbating.
When your so desperate that it becomes a reality.
Man 1 - Dude, I'm so broke I had to sell my house!
Man 2 - That's fucked up man, Despereality's a bitch!