Deit-bore, as opposed to dieter:
A fat person that incessantly tells the world how to diet or all about their own diet plans despite their never losing a single pound of weight themselves.
"Man, did you hear that sloppy Diet-bore tell me how she's gonna fit into her prom dress, just as she was slamming down a burger, milkshake and super-sized fries?"
Venezuela's diet. Bread and Water.
if you want to be a model you should better start Maduro Diet
A stripper diet consists of Cocaine and semen. nothing more nothing less
Caramella: Damn girl I need to find a diet so I can look as good as Vanilla Kitty Does in that thong.
Cinnamon: You better learn to swallow. Vanilla just got back on the stripper diet, all she eats is cocaine and semen.
Deleting a lots of apps from your smartphone that you haven't used in a long time.
I went on an app diet when I got my new iPhone and went from five pages of apps to two.
Someone, of female gender who goes on many diet attempts. She explores each diet for 24 hours but can never stick with it! Jumps from diet to diet without regard for each diets feelings.
Diet slut- "I'm not drinking water anymore."
Me- "why?"
Diet slut- "my new diet has me only drinking green tea."
Me- "yesterday you were on an all carb diet."
Diet slut- " i ditched it."
Me- "psh diet slut!"
Being an adopted child of no blood relation to one's adopted parents, the act of having sex with a relative. It has all the flavor of incest without the incest, technically since there is no close biological link between the two (or more) individuals partaking in the act.
Mike: Hey, Nick, did you hear Brian fucked his older sister?
Nick: Awww, gross, dude!? What the fuck?
Mike: I know, but technically they're not related. Brian is adopted; so, it was diet incest.
verb - To play video games instead of eating food with your family, friends or pets.
noun - A diet by which video games are substituted for alcohol, nutritious food and cola.
1. I was in my basement playing world of warcraft for a week straight to hit the 80level cap. It is the best way to stay skinny using the gamer's diet.
2. Did you see Carl's on his gamer diet? He looks like he will collapse playing call of duty like that.