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diet incest

Being an adopted child of no blood relation to one's adopted parents, the act of having sex with a relative. It has all the flavor of incest without the incest, technically since there is no close biological link between the two (or more) individuals partaking in the act.

Mike: Hey, Nick, did you hear Brian fucked his older sister?

Nick: Awww, gross, dude!? What the fuck?

Mike: I know, but technically they're not related. Brian is adopted; so, it was diet incest.

by jmw87 October 1, 2010


gamer's diet

verb - To play video games instead of eating food with your family, friends or pets.

noun - A diet by which video games are substituted for alcohol, nutritious food and cola.

1. I was in my basement playing world of warcraft for a week straight to hit the 80level cap. It is the best way to stay skinny using the gamer's diet.
2. Did you see Carl's on his gamer diet? He looks like he will collapse playing call of duty like that.

by nigganigganewnew September 2, 2009


Diet slut

Someone, of female gender who goes on many diet attempts. She explores each diet for 24 hours but can never stick with it! Jumps from diet to diet without regard for each diets feelings.

Diet slut- "I'm not drinking water anymore."
Me- "why?"
Diet slut- "my new diet has me only drinking green tea."
Me- "yesterday you were on an all carb diet."
Diet slut- " i ditched it."
Me- "psh diet slut!"

by Prbrlystoned December 6, 2014


Diet depression

When you are sad all the time but like not really depressed

Yeah I been having diet depression

by Cyclopspanda October 3, 2018


Dick Diet

When you tell people it's your choice to take a break from the penis but you're really just a lonely fuck and no one will have you.

Louise: I'm on a dick diet
Ciara: No you're just a mess and no one will have you

by SuzieBee October 2, 2017


squirrel diet

A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.

If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.

by raytownskater September 30, 2014


squirrel diet

A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.

If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.

by raytownskater September 30, 2014