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When all you can crap is a little pebble after eating Chinese food.
I thought I really had to shit when I got home but I just had to take a dumpling.
When you're at the end of the toothpaste (or anything in a tube) and you're trying to get that last bit out.
Yo Ma! We need more toothpaste. I'm Dabbin Dumplings ova here.
When you chug a beer while taking a poop
I was about to chug a beer but had to poop so i decided to pull a chug dumpling and I enjoyed it.
When you chug a beer while taking a dump.
I cracked a beer on the toilet and chugged it as I pooped. I preformed a chug dumpling.
Slurping protein dumplings from one another’s orifices.
I was still so turned on we started rotating dumplings after our nap.
When a dude shoves his testicles into a girls pussy, whilst leaving his cock to rest upon her stomach.
Jess jerked john while they were mid Georgia Dumpling.
The act of taking the penis and balls into your mouth at the same time during sexual foreplay.
I came home from a hard days work and had to get that Texas Dumpling from my girlfriend.