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having oral sex with a man in the middle while jacking off two of his friends on either side in the shape of a triangle.
J.L.S.
three guys and one girl equals the egyptian pyramid
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The consequences of a heavy night taking it up the cairo (see ass).
Thomas: Did you see King Farouk last night, he was walking just like an egyptian dare I say!
Webb: Yup! thats cos I took him repeatedly up the cairo last night.
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Little balls of hair and shit mixed with sex fluids after a violent thrusting session.
Harry found many egyptian stink-nuggets underneath his sheets after a long night with Mary.
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When your guts are so upset you're literally exploding at both ends.
Hence replicating the 'Walk like an Egyptian' dance.
Heard RaRa had a bad reheated curry yesterday.
Yeah, poor bugger was walking like an Egyptian all night.
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What moms say instead of raccoon.
Mom: Oh look it’s an Egyptian dog thingy!
Guest: A what?
Kids: A raccoon.
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During a blowjob, the woman takes the load up her nose then sneezes it out all over the guy's chest.
"Dude, she totally gave me an Egyptian Snot Rocket last night! It was AWESOME!"
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EGI-PCHION
An Egyptian anul brusher who is a butt smurf.When hes home he whimpers to his mom, while masturbaiting with his 1/2 incher.He is around the age 12-14...If you see one of these infected creatures do bad stuff to them... Make them slaves and build pyramids.
That kid his so egyptian brian...Lets go capture him and make him a slave
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