"Facebook ruined my relationship, because my gf saw the picture i posted of me cheating with that girl with the huge tits, that i thought i made private."
"Don't act like you didn't like her status!"
"Why are you in her top friends?"
Facebook - A place for you to post song lyrics that reflect the mood your in, and add random people only to later ponder their meaning in your life.
Today I got on facebook to post a sad song lyric because I noticed that I don't actually have 666 friends.
A social media site designed to steal and sell your information to someone else to make a a quick buck.
Bob bought Joe's private information from Facebook.
The website you visit after you finished shooting one into the sink.
After 5 minutes in the bathroom, Josh quickly opens Facebook in an attempt drown his shame.
the place where you can stalk your friends.. its a improvement to most from stalking friends on myspace... either way its a main stalk mode site where millions of people stalk daily.. make a new friend? why not go through all 400 pictures then see which one is hotter
FACEBOOK
Friend Request(s) 1
Name: francis
pictues: 400
now lets find the hottest pic...
a place for folks to vent their frustrations, display their chronicles, or brag about their successes and those of their families...and eating poop.
I had a facebook sandwhich on wheat.
To hold a book to your face in a sign of frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, horror, shock, surprise or sarcasm.
Apparently, John was embarrassed by his accident, so he facebooked himself.