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The worst of all fanboys:
A dumbass man child who plays nothing else but Nintendo they clearly goes on the internet finding any forum site that has to do with nintendo related topics "GameFaqs, Disqus, Smashboards etc." Spending all of their time on the forums talking about Nintendo claiming that they are the best gaming company in the world when in reality they they are the least favorite and once someone has one different opinion they throw a massive temper tantrum and is capable of typing an essay in attempt to ruin your life for simply stating that Nintendo is not the greatest by using overused "Go fuck yourself" and "Get A Life" and claim that non-Nintendo gamers jerkoff to other games and use the suicide hotline as a last resort .
They have no lives or friends whatsoever, they are delusional, Worships Nintendo rather than having a religion,Jerks off to Nintendo,very annoying,hypocritical,retard, pedophile idiots in defense of everything Nintendo related that will make Gamers want to stay away from Nintendo and kill off the fanboys.
Forum writer:Mario in realism is epic.
Nintendo Fanboy:That is not realism.Realism is boring.All i do is play nintendo and nintendos games are better because real life is boring and sucks.Thank god ""Nintendo Fanboys don't even know who God/Jesus is""Nintendo stays away from that shit.
Gamer:Dude PS4,Xbox one and PC have times more sales than Nintendo, Realism is selling more than Nintendo games anyway.Just like the consoles and their software.And did you say real life is boring.You Suck.
Nintendo Fanboy:OH REALLY!?!?!? WHAT WAHAHAHA.NINTENDO IS SELLS MORE THAN YOUR SHITTY REALISM THAT YOU JERKOFF TO WAHAHAHAHA.NINTENDO IS NUMBAH 1 SO GO FUCK YOUR SELF REALISM AND REAL LIFE IS BORING AND STUPID.YOUR ARGUMENT WAS LAUGHABLE AND PATHETIC WAHAHAHA.GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU TEENAGE DIMWITS THAT DONT PLAY NINTENDO,GOOGLE SUICIDE HOTLINE IT SHOULD HELP YOU OUT.LQCWHBVHJHMHFHBMBEC
Regular person: Dude you have no life.Go play some sports.
Nintendo Fanboy:I HAVE 3 EXTRA LIVES I WILL GET SAKURAI AND MIAMOTO AND REGGIE TO GET YOU FOR DISRESPECTING NINTENDO.ALL YOU DO IS JERKOFF TO THE BALL AND STICK GAME GO FUCK YUR SELF AND USE THE SUICIDE HOTLINE NERD.GO BUY A WII U AND GET A FUCKING LIFE.
Nintendo fanboy has sent 3,000,566,885 messages and was a member on gamefaqs since 2002.
They are the kids that sit by themselves in school and get beat up all the time.
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Retarded person within the Nintendo religion. Would die to defend Nintendo.
Calls Nintendo 'innovative', without knoving what innovative means.
Nintendo fanboy: xbox 360 and ps3 is teh suxx0r !!!! 11 one wii is innovative ! who the fuck needs a dvd player and internett and bluray ??????
Normal person: What is a Wii?
Nintendo fanboy: OMFGz you r sony fanboy u suxxxxxx0r !!! 111
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Someone who boners over Windows, Zune, Xbox, anything Microsoft. Not quite as cancerous as Apple fanboys, as they will run themselves into debt to get the latest iDevice that has only minor improvements over the previous generation and still uses the same locked down shitty OSes.
Metro gives me a boner. Muhgawd I am such a Microsoft fanboy.
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A person who thinks and Android is superior to every OS out there, especially iPhone. They make you feel absolutely terrible for wanting anything but the phones they like.
Guy 1: Dude, is that an iPhone? I hate iPhone, the screen is too small, it doesn't have NFC, and it can't wireless charge. You should buy Android.
Guy 2: Maybe I don't need all those features?
Guy 1: I am just letting you know about the better options out there. You can stay ignorant and not buy Android. One day, there will be no iOS, Google is quickly closing the gap between Apple's Market Share.
Guy 2: Wow, what are some kind of Android Fanboy?
Guy 1: No, I am just educated and know that people who use iPhones are ignorant.
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A person who is completely addicted to MapleStory that plays over more than 5 hours per day. If one attempts to diss MapleStory, the MapleStory fanboy will immediately throw a fit and will do anything at any cost to claim that MapleStory is the superior free game available on the PC.
The reason for their agressive behaviour is that Nexon. Inc , an evil greedy gaming company, brainwashed them into playing MapleStory.
Most MapleStory fanboys are either:
-Kids under the age of 13 (Not joking)
-A teen looking to socialize to gain vitural friends and a boyfriend/girlfriend
-A grown adult(mostly virgins) that's afraid to grow up because he loves to play a childish 2D games.
-Geeks or nerds that are obsessed of being the best in every game no matter what it takes.
They're usually fun to troll because they do ANYTHING to say that MapleStory doesn't suck even though everyone knows this is true.
FACT: If this defination gets thumbs down then it's mostly likely a MapleStory Fanboy. I would like to say "fuck you" to the MapleStory Fanboys reading this. =)
Saanzan: Holy shit, this Mario flash game is much more fun than MapleStory. Beside, it was a shitty game.
MapleStorySlave: OMG UR A FUCKIN FAGGIT!!!!11 MAPLESTORY IS THE BEST GAME EVER!!!!!! I THINNK IT SHUD GET GAME OF THE UNIVERSE!!!! HOLY SHIT THAT SHUD HAPPEN
Saanzan: Oh, shut the fuck up MapleStory fanboy. You're brainwashed. One day before you die, you'll realize that game is shitty.
MapleStorySlave: WATEVER FAGGIT PLZ DIE PLZZZ LOL
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They say that the Xbox is the best console out there just because the graphics are the best. The Ps2 has the best games, and the Gamecube has the best exclusives. They don't understand this because their brain is way to small!
Halo pwns ALL bcuz It has liek pwn ass graphs WTF LIET!
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A fanboy who plays only console video games. The only PC games they'll touch are free (and often terrible) ones, such as Gunbound, Runescape, or Kings of Chaos/Outwar.
The console fanboy is bitter towards anyone who prefers PC gaming, as their chugging, ten year old 486 running Windows 95 with a dialup connection is so completely obsolete that they can barely load their internet browser, let alone play a game.
Tries to back up their crippling lack of technology by denouncing the keyboard/mouse setup as "too hard to use" or lamenting that online PC gaming lacks some kind of close social aspect that only being in the same room can apparently provide (never mind the presence of voice chat or the LAN party).
The console fanboy can often be made to see the error of their ways as long as a slight amount of force is used.
"My computer can't run Doom 3 but I don't really care because I never liked PC games. But anyways, wait 'til you hear what I did on Gunbound yesterday!"
"I'm telling you, wireless mice simply don't stack up against a camera stick."
"No, you... You just don't understand the kind of feeling you get when you and your friends all have to sit in the same room in order to play Smash Bros. It's not the same experience, I swear!"
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