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Dungeons and Dragons for meatheads.
Flash and Mongo settled for playing fantasy football after their lucrative career in the HSFL (See High School Football League).
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A computer "game" about managing a football team that can suck the life out of a person. It is quite possibly the only game that can make you feel completely stressed out, pissed off angry like, and exceedingly happy at the same time.
Mr. Beans: "Hmm... I think I'll play an half an hour of Football Manager before bed."
-20 Hours Later-
Mr. Beans: "Oh, motherfuck! I gotta get to work! ...meh." *continues playing*
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A show where a youtuber with a dusty trim says what happened in the world of football in a week and bullies arsenal
Person 1: did you see watch football this week
Person 2: yeah big man niran actually got a trim
Term used by the police and press to describe a hooligan who lacks any real prospects beyond their criminality
Promising footballer, Wayne Johnson, was jailed for his vicious attack on an innocent person.
Promising footballer, Henry Hicks, died after crashing while evading police on a moped. Drugs found.
To prove masculinity after a qualifying event.
Yeah...I had sex with her and her mom...and then spiked a football.
Manjina caught the biggest fish...and then spiked a football.
I just benched pressed 400lbs...and then spiked a football.
the same shit tactics used by Tuchel, Allegri, Simeone, etc.
basically, a 10-0-0, park the bus, defense-only tactic. why should your attackers do what they always do? when they can just be extra CBs and defend
Allegri displayed a masterclass of Football Terrorism yesterday
The day before NFL football starts. The greatest day of the year. On Football Eve, your team is officially tied for first place. Better than Christmas Eve because you don't have to buy anyone crappy gifts or see your lousy mother-in-law.
Hey Brian, why are you so happy today?
It's Football Eve!
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