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Cluster fuck! A poor excuse of event planning and organizing a successful rock concert in Southwest Florida.
I went to see Fort Rock to overpay for parking, fight heat exhaustion due to lack of shade and seating, and to be let out last from parking even though I arrived early but was parked furthest from the entrance.
Fort Lauderdale Florida during spring break where the beach is covered with hot chicks wearing bikinis.
I'm planning to spend spring break in Fort Lottatail watching a bunch of drunk bitches entering wet bikini contests.😜
I gay bar that Markiplier crated with the help of JackSepticEye.
Hey man, you wanna go to Fort Blamass?
The warm area inside the shower stall after a shower.
If it's cold in your bathroom you grab your towel and shut the shower door to keep the warmth and steam inside.
Could also refer to a small bathroom if the steam filled the entire room.
Don't open the door! She's in her steam fort
The sorry state one feels of being labeled as a town, or small city outcast.
Poor Thomas must be having a fort dragg day, due to his inability to take a hint and awkward behaviors of looking and checking every and any girl out he inevitably hermeted himself from any healthy female friendship.
the shittiest army basic training base in all of America. its hot as hell in the summer and cold as hell in the winter. there is nothing to do there even when training. the Drill Sgts. are all a bunch of dumb asses that waste your time. the only fun thing to do is U.S weapons and M.O.U.T training, Military Operations in Urban Terrain. other than that you waste your time sitting in the barracks cleaning and getting the shit smoked out of you! You cant go anywhere in the grass without getting ticks stuck to your nuts. The entire surrounding area is woods and they go on for hundreds of miles so its useless trying to run away. Its also one of the dumbest training forts for the fact that they train Combat Engineers and MP's (Military Police) right next to each other. the two M.O.S's cant stand each other for the simple fact that MP's are stuck up Pussies and try to arrest us engineers for getting drunk and having a good time, but end up getting hurt. the only town outside of Leonardwood is a small hick town full of strip clubs that have who knows what kind of STD's. quite frankly if you want to join the army dont pick 21B 31B or 74D or your dumb ass will end up in hell!!!
-My son who's in the Army is graduating Basic Training this Friday.
-Oh really where is he?
-In Fort Leonardwood, I'm so proud of him
-Oh you mean Ft. Lost in the Woods jesus i feel sorry for your son.
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military(primarily army)post in kentucky, near radcliffe. has D.O.D. (department of defense) schools such as Kingsolver, Mudd, Scott, Walker, Fort Knox High School, and Macdonald. Fort Knox is well known for being the armor center, as well as home of the Gold Vault. Fort Knox is the most kick-ass place in the world...except that your friends are always moving (because u never stay 1 place 4 long wen ur in the army). When u live there, u hate it...but u realize how great it was once u move...which pretty much fucking sucks.
>you used 2 live on fort knox? i heard that place kicks ass!!
<it does.
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