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A man that gets as much phat wet pussy as Garfield (the cat) and Andrew Garfield
He is all powerful.
You are not safe from his fat ass wrath.
To please him, make sure to bury lasagna under your shed/garage every month or so.
This keeps him from raining blood across our world, luckily, some dude is already doing it.
He will come if there is no lasagna, and he will NOT be happy.
Man 1: Oh shit...
Man 2: what?
Man 1: I forgot to sacrifice lasagna to garfield this month...
Man 2: YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON!! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!
an orange fat lazy cat who craves lasagna and hates mondays. in the original comic strip, he speaks in his mind, and somehow his owner jon can hear him talk in his mind. but in the garfield show, he can actually talk instead of talking in his minds, so the feline can say actual words.
jon: oh dang it i forgot to feed the fat feline
garfield: better give me my food or i'll hit you with this bat
Bro did u see her laying on the bed in that video.
Yea that thang was on full Garfield
when a bitch got orange titties
“yo man i would’ve tapped but she got garfield titties”
Lady with Genital Warts
You went with Jennifer? Man, I heard she has a case of the Lumpy Garfields