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Garfield

A man that gets as much phat wet pussy as Garfield (the cat) and Andrew Garfield

Wow he’s a Garfield

by Gabby.gaby December 21, 2021


Garfield

He is all powerful.

You are not safe from his fat ass wrath.

To please him, make sure to bury lasagna under your shed/garage every month or so.

This keeps him from raining blood across our world, luckily, some dude is already doing it.

He will come if there is no lasagna, and he will NOT be happy.

Man 1: Oh shit...

Man 2: what?

Man 1: I forgot to sacrifice lasagna to garfield this month...

Man 2: YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON!! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!

by The Peter tower January 07, 2024


garfield

an orange fat lazy cat who craves lasagna and hates mondays. in the original comic strip, he speaks in his mind, and somehow his owner jon can hear him talk in his mind. but in the garfield show, he can actually talk instead of talking in his minds, so the feline can say actual words.

jon: oh dang it i forgot to feed the fat feline

garfield: better give me my food or i'll hit you with this bat

by dagr8estgamer/rick animation February 25, 2022


Garfield

A fat pussy

Bro did u see her laying on the bed in that video.
Yea that thang was on full Garfield

by Here4dabros February 28, 2022


Andy Garfield

The worst Spiderman.

"This is adobe photoshop" said andy garfield.

by BigManWhoEatsFodd1001 March 14, 2022


garfield titties

when a bitch got orange titties

yo man i would’ve tapped but she got garfield titties”

by owenmiller July 19, 2021


Lumpy Garfields

Lady with Genital Warts

You went with Jennifer? Man, I heard she has a case of the Lumpy Garfields

by sittinherebored November 24, 2021