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A superhero with amazing gripping powers!
"Help! I can't open this Pickle Jar!"
"Don't worry, Glove Guy will help us!"
when you're working with sensitive materials (chemistry, food prep, biohzards, etc.) and you repeatedly fuck up when putting on/using your disposable gloves so that you go through half a box in 5 minutes and you feel guilty about wasting resources
"there would always be some residue that would sublime its way through the tape and so it would get on your gloves, and then your gloves would smell like it until you replace them, and after you replace your gloves like five times, you feel a bit of glove guilt, so this is another really annoying stupid compound"
- That Chemist, "Which chemical do I hate the most," 14:01
To use your hand as a replacement for your penis during anal intercource, only to find that when you take it out it is covered in poo.
Hey, I fisted Jane the other day and she gave me a disgusting chocolate glove
Person who attempts to be like Micheal Jackson
He a silvah glove, fo' shizzle.
The Eternal Glove is a bootleg Infinity Gauntlet (from Avengers: Infinity War) used by Tantoes in “Revengers: Eternal Battle”
The Eternal Glove can hold the four eternal rocks (Spooky Rock, Zap Rock, Wall Rock, And Death Rock)
If Tantoes claps his hands while wearing the Eternal Glove (with all Eternal Rocks) it will make two thirds of the universe no longer allowed to vote.
“With the Eternal Glove I can take away Two Thirds of the universe’s right to vote...”
*Tantoes claps hands*
“Mister Steak... I don’t feel like I can vote...”
A condom used viciously in the rectum.
If it doesn't come out chocolatey you didnt go hard enough. Wash. Rinse. Repeat
I fucked this girl in her ass so hard when i pulled out, I had a pudding glove.
An accumulation of gloves often found at a jobsite during the cold season. They are typically found scattered around the baseboard heaters in the breakroom. Assortment of gloves is key as many workers use a variety of low quality gloves bought in bulk.
Jim: Holy shit look at all these gloves!
Aaron: It's like a glove salad.