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The cheapest dirtiest fish there is.
Tom:Hey I have a dog, what's your pet?
Bill: I have a goldfish.
Tom:Eew that $.10 fish?
A cute little fish
It radiates warmth and happiness by its warm colours
It's kind and caring and forgetful but has a warm heart
yall got any drugs, or goldfish
Man this shit is better that my mamas pussy lips, and goldfish.
Someone who cannot sustain or gets bored with a relationship easily.
Man, your such a goldfish. You've dated like 30 people this year.
Girl 1- I'm talking to Zac.
Girl 2 - Another one? Your a fucking goldfish.
A cracker shaped like a fish with different flavors such as sour cream and onion poiuzza cheese bbq and more.
Goldfish is someone who forgets to respond to me and forgets things that are important about me aka my best friend.
You’re such a goldfish!how can you forget my birthday??I don’t t wanna talk to you anymore (>_<)
the girl/guy who has a significant other, but its not important because they have that magical something that makes you disregard that obstacle.
Guy: "We should go on a date."
Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
Guy: "Well I have a goldfish."
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "I'm sorry I thought we were talking about things that don't matter."
Friend: "Who are you texting?"
Friend 2: "Goldfish."
Friend: "Doesn't she have a boyfriend?"
Friend 2: "Exactly."
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