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a-not-so-quiet place in southern new jersey where the shit goes down.
"have you been to little egg harbor?"
"yeeeeeeeee boii"
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An expression based on the expression "that ship has sailed," which is when an opportunity has passed you by. One uses "that ship is in my harbor" when one manages to grab the opportunity.
Friend 1: Do you think Matt hooked up with that girl last night?
Friend 2: I don't think so. Anyway, that ship has sailed..
Matt: (eavesdropping..comes in wearing leopard print robe) Nope. That ship is in my harbor.
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Also known as the Cape Cod of the Midwest, this “up north” town located on Lake Michigan has been attracting stupidly preppy people for years. As you walk down Main Street, you are bound to see people decked out in Lily Pulitzer, Vineyard Vines, and Lululemon, while wearing Sperrys or Jack Rodgers. Most of its residents only come during the summer, and due to their loud-ass cocktail parties and even louder boats, all of the locals hate them. If you live in Roaring Brook, Wequetonsing, or better yet, on The Point you are instantly “respected”. All of the rich kids can be found at the Little Harbor Club with their nannies after playing tennis, because their mothers are too busy shopping to care for them. If you are a popular rich teenager, especially one who goes to a private or boarding school, you are expected to have your own boat, limitless credit card, and an endless supply of blonde friends who will take pictures of you for Instagram. Besides rich summer people and tourists, the only other people who venture up to Harbor Springs are the countless numbers of sailors who pour in after the Chicago-Mac for the annual u gotta regatta. During the rest of the year, everyone lives in fucking huge mansions, even bigger than their gigantic summer homes, dreaming of returning next year to torture the locals some more.
1: I'm going to Harbor Springs, MI this summer
2: Oh wow you better start shopping at Vinyard Vines
1: STFU I'm not going to become a preppy
2: Don't be so sure about that, Harbor Springs can change you
Taking a big shit in the toilet.
I ate so much bratwurst that I'll end up bombing swirl harbor later tonight.
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Suburb in south jersey. Where mostly Atlantic City, Margate, Mays landing, Brigantine, and Ventnor move to because they want to live in a better house. There's really nothing to do in EHT. Its wack as hell
Brian: Yo come to my crib today
Chris: Where you live at?
Brian: Egg Harbor Township
Chris: Nigga EHT wack as hell. Why dont you come to the city?
Brian: Aight ma nigga
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An enhancement of the Pearl Necklace. In this one where the girl must be Japanese or Hawaiian descent. The guy must yell "Banzai!" when pulling out of a girl when she's on her back and cum all over her torso in mutliple locations. Then while saluting say "Sayonara!", then get the hell out of there.
I was tagging this hot Japanese bitch and I pulled out while yelling "Bonzai!" and covered her chest with my load. Then I Said sayonara while saluting her, slapped on my clothes, and got the hell out of there. So I snuck in pearl harbor on her.
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after giving it to the woman from behind you do a good shit in her mouth, leaving her with brown excraments pouring from her mandible.
damn, last night i gave becky the biggest pearl harbor ever.
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