mass hickey

A mass distributed ass hickey, to publicly praise one or more people. Often used in an email with multiple cc's, a mass hickey makes all recipients feel good for the person(s) praised, yet at the same time they feel somewhat violated.

Mango is the king of mass hickeys. That last email he sent out praising Lulu was copied to the entire company. I'm happy for Lulu, but I feel like I just got a major mass hickey.

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hickey thing

an object that is known...but for some reason the name can not be thought of at the time...so this is interjected in its place

"Bob, hand me that there hickey thing"
"What?"
"You know...that yellow thing that you write with"
"Oh...you mean this pencil?"
"Yes...that is it!!!!"

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clit hickey

When you suck too hard and deep on your Tuesday night booty call's pussy and give her a hickey.

My booty call and I had way too many margaritas on taco Tuesday. I ended up giving her a clit hickey.

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Fruity Hickey

When your partner is chewing a fruity flavored gum and gives you a hickey while chewing it. The hickey smells strongly of fruity gum.

Guy 1: It was gettin' hot, and I JUST put the gum in my mouth so I gave dat ho a fruity hickey.

Guy 2: Word?

Guy 1: Word.

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Mouth hickey

A hickey on the mouth, from sucking on lip

"Damn bro, look at this mouth hickey I got from getting face with that girl"

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Shit Hickey

1. An insult to a person; an asshole.

"You fucking shit hickey!"

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Chin-hickey

A person who can never anything right. They always seem to screw things up no matter how simple their task is.

Wtf you gave me a hickey on my chin! Why can't you ever do anything right, you invalid chin-hickey!

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