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A non lesbian life partner.
Always being there
Many moments of happiness
Y? Because we're meant to be
My lady husband sent me flowers today in support of my birthing day.
A robot-like man who always behaves predictably and politely and overall is rather boring and unmemorable.
Mitt Romney is an excellent example of a Stepford husband.
a side nigga, the dude you go to when your real husband not acting right
My step-husband is coming over saturday because the real husband is pissing me off. #stephusbandsaturdays
Has a deep voice and makes wack music
Cool content creator but his fanbase is fucking annoying
Jim: “have you heard corpse husbands voice? i’m bouta cum.“
normal: “but have you seen his fanbase? braindead people.“
When you look like you could be related to the man you married.
Dude, don't the newlyweds kind of look like they could be related?
Definitely, he is her brother husband for sure!
I will now feast on you, my darling brother husband!
My husband is Tom Felton. He is MY husband, and all you other folk cannot have him. (Besides Daniel Radcliffe.)
Tom Felton is my husband.
wearing no clothes at all; going naked; the birthday suit; ultimate slutasticness
hey i just took a shower and now I'm in my husband beater.