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When someone says basically anything to you, you reply “Did I ask?”
“Yo I got a new car “
“Did I ask”
“I got a 100 on my test”
“Did I ask?”
The easiest way to annoy someone. Just say did i ask to someone whenever they say something that doesn't matter.
Synonyms for Did I Ask are :
Who Cares?
And?
Did i ask for your opinion?
So what?
Ok?
Crazy, but i don't remember asking.
Who? Cares.
Guy1: Bro i just went to Russia!!
Guy2: That's crazy bro, but Did I Ask?
Guy1: :|
Guy1: STFU U little shit you have no family you little racist bitch you go die in a hole >:( you suk at mincraft go touch some grass >:((((((( Racist whore you gay n***** go die i hope you becom homeless and die from starvation and have ligma type 5 stage 4 dieseaseeeee!!! rACIST NOOB GO GET A LIFE QW0FUIW-0 GIWEGM'IPKLJ EORJ OJKONUlio i hate you go away you noob n*****8 fjwefiwjego; racist racist begone thot bitch fuck you go to hell and commit suicide i will break your niko niko kneecaps you racist whore go away get a life and a job then die in a car crash!!! >>>::((((((
Guy2: but Did I Ask
Guy2: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Guy1: *disappears from the face of Earth*
Did I ask? a term used by annoying people who think they are hilarious and doing something.
Person 1: You're dumb
Person 2: DID I ASK???
One of the most infuriating things you can say to someone as it instantly shuts down any possible social interaction and makes everyone feel awkward. There is no way to come back from this lazy retort without looking like a jackass. Personally, I recommend you resort to physical violence if this comeback is ever used.
Person 1: I haven't been feeling well, my grandmother just died and I haven't gotten over it yet.
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Proceeds to beat person 2 to death
A shitty comeback quote used by 8th graders
7th grader: hey how ya doin?
8th Grader: DID I ASK?
When someone in the group chat (or in general) says something no one asked about in the conversation.
Bill Cosby Group Chat
John:yo tim, you wont believe it something crazy happened at the mall today!
Tim:what happened?
John:I saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today harrassing a woman!
Tim:YOOO THATS SICK!! Did you take any pictures?
Bob:yo what happened?
John:I Just saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today!
Bob:Who?
John:What do you mean who? This entire group chat is about bill cosby!
Bob: ASKED!!! Hahaha, haha, haaa...
Tim:Did i ask?
Bob:what?
Tim:For you to stay in this group chat?
Bob was kicked from the group chat.
A response suitable for multiple occasions, usually when the person who said it is annoyed.
Many consider using this as either annoying and immature or a good comeback.
Tread cautiously when using this as a reply.
- Dave: Dude, I can’t believe you don’t like Marvel. Who doesn’t?
- Leo: Did I ask?
- Miranda: Dang, roasted!
- Dave: Bro, I was just asking. Jeez.