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When you smuggle in your own alcohol to a restaurant in order to get your date drunk without having to pay a lot. Tell her to order just a soda then add in the alcholol you smuggled in. Saves lots of money and the drinks kick in very quickly.
Waiter brings you a soda. Once the area is clear of all staff you pour in a generous amount of alcohol, proceed to get wasted off just one "coke" for $2 and are now you and your date are considered cheap bitches. Leave stumbling and see what happens next.
(make sure you hide your drink or put it on the opposite side of the table as the waiter. This will ensure that they dont take it and give you a "fresh" refill")
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trickin for cheap, new word for bootycall
if a male askes you if your down for cheap thrills he is basically asking you to fuck for free. if you're looking for a good man he is not the one bc he is only with the fuckery!!!
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just like your local druggie hooker.
Guy1: Man, that product was so fast and cheap to use!
Guy2: Damn, it was that fast and cheap? That sounds like my hooker!
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When you buy something at the Dollar store and it breaks before you accomplish the task for which you bought it...then you're a cheaptard.
Joe, the screwdriver you got at Dollar Tree to fix the door, broke before I could drive the first screw in, you cheap tard!!!