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The most famous of a woman's anatomy, the vagina.
I'm going to tongue plow her stink ditch
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You ditch work when you avoid work by staying away or leaving early without permission. Perhaps someone pretends to suffer sickness (= fake flu or because of something you ate last night) and means to stay at home to recover, but indeed you need an excuse for missing work.
Today I am going to ditch work and go fishing instead.
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The phrase used to describe a female who agrees to go out on a date with a male, the female has no interest in the male, but agress to go out on the date for a free meal. This can be repeated as necessary until the oblivious male figures it out or is usually ditched immediately. Note: This is not to be confused with a prostitute, there is usually no exchange of sexual relations.
Female A: Eww that ugly guy just asked for you number and you gave it to him?
Female B: Yeah duh, it's going to be a dinner and ditched
Female A: Hahah what a loser
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It's another name for ding dong ditch; the act of ringing an unsuspecting citizen's doorbell and running for your life. In order enhance the doorbell ditch experience you should find a clever hiding spot and observe the priceless reaction of your victim. A getaway car is optional if you're that much of a pussy.
Kid: "Duuude, I DARE you to doorbell ditch that guy's house."
Kid's Friend: *Giggles* (Rings doorbell and runs, hides)
Grandpa: (Sprinting outside at snail pace) "I'll get you crazy kids!"
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a phrase you use when you need to exclude somebody out of your group
"Yo, jimmy's coming with us at the movies?"
"nah, let's ditch the bitch"
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1) What you call a twat you only use for sex.
2) A derogatory term for a girl you nutted in.
3) The proper term to use when cum and vagina are in union.
Hey, your jiz ditch is a little full.
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adj: someone who constantly is bailing out on you w/ or w/o a "reason".
Me: Are you pumped for the opening premiere of Fear Farm!?
Jonny: Actually, I made plans with Cole to do "something".
Me: But we've planned this for weeks
Jonny: Sorry bro.
Me: (faintly whispers) ditch bitch
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