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The type of morning you have when you're having tea and sitting with your rich parents and thinking "the minister's booked and the Paris flat is getting readied, life is good" when your poor little farmer boy soon-to-be-fiancé arrives and tells you he doesn't love you and wants to shack up with his Anne with an e.
Gilbert dumped me this morning. What a velvet morning.
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Will bore the shit out of you
Im watching the morning show
1)Waking up first thing in the Morning and Seriously Doubting you'll amount to anything !
2)Waking up first thing in the Morning and can in no way Envision Achieving any of the Goals you have set for Yourself !
Oh man, I've got a bad case of morning doubt, I should just stay in bed or get really drunk !
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Your dicks way of saying "Hey, you've ignored me for 8 hours, now i'm going to make you piss all over your feet"
I got morning wood, and mom didn't see it, so she gave me a hug and got a suprise.
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That weak feeling in the hands when you first wake up in the morning, where you can't even make a fist.
Wife: Can you give me a backrub?
Husband: I would, but I totally have morning fist.
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A morning with freshly falling or fallened snow on the ground, especially if it fully covers the pavement.
EXAMPLE: Looks like were gonna have a white morning in the morning. I hope not, cause I love the warm weather only.
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When you wake up early and you can't grip anything.
I had morning grip when i tried to pick up the ketchup, and i dropped it.
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