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just assking for trouble

How someone of "conservative mind and superior morals" disapprovingly describes an excessively-butt-baring outfit that a young lady wants to wear to a social gathering of some kind, such as a dance, party, or school prom.

A lot of times when a middle-aged-or-older matron or neighborhood gramma cluckingly criticizes a teenage girl's somewhat-revealing gown as "just assking for trouble", one should seriously wonder if her real reason for objecting is that she is simply jealous that **she herself** no longer possesses a cute firm behind --- or maybe NEVER DID to begin with --- and therefore she is no longer "getting any" from the available hot hunks around town, and so she cannot stand to see a shapely younger filly gaily showing off her "merchandise" for all da raging-hormone-steeped youngblood-studs at da gathering to lust over.

by QuacksO October 26, 2018


Troubling Brew

When a deplorable female fills her b-hole with beer and sprays it out into a man's mouth to consume ejecting the beer and any loose matter into her victims mouth

My boy Dave is still traumatized after that hussy Lisa fed him the troubling brew

by mister_pickle March 15, 2017


Double the trouble

When a male freezes his java juice and gets a swippity swoppity . then slides his cold cum cube up her mangina getting pregnant with himself. once the insect looking little fuck is born he changes back to a man and pretends to be a single dad to get a fuckton of pussy.

What did you do this summer John?

I made double the trouble...

by Marypoppinthatpussy June 17, 2020


troubled yute

British slang for A kid between the ages of 11-14 who smokes and drinks and stays out late thinking they’re cool and not acting their age. Also they’re most likely annoyingly loud and often mouthy and steal from their parents

11 at night Load of year 12s : *sitting down on a bench*

Troubled yutes: oiiiii!!!
Year 12s: shut up go to bed do you want me to come and tuck you in?

Troubled yutes:*tries to flex cigs they pikied from their parent
Year 12s: Jesus Christ the amount of troubled yutes these days

by Edgelord🦋 September 1, 2019


trouble nuggets

Slang for reproductive organs (male scrotum and female ovaries), especially when referring to animal reproductive parts.

Pet parent #1: "I just made an appointment to get Bruiser neutered"
Pet parent #2: "Good. So, when's he losing the trouble nuggets?"

by chrisssy226 June 27, 2023


No trouble on a Tuesday

A phrase suggesting Tuesdays are easy unimportant days, unlikely to cause drama or major shifts. Also used as a comeback to reject or shut down the start of drama.

"Stop starting shit. There's no trouble on a Tuesday."

(Meaning, today is NOT my day to deal with that.)

Or..."I don't want to go to work today, but it's ok, but because there's no trouble on a Tuesday.

by R. Lethe November 17, 2020


Trouble

Heavy Metal band from Chicago in the vein of BlackSabbath been around since 1979 as the long standing members did an offshoot act based on their album The Skull. Their sound is wide ranging from Christian tinged lyrics to Psychedelic poetics. Psalm 9/The Skull are two of their haymakers and Plastic Green Head is equally respected.

If you're in Chicago and you listen to heavy metal it's a good chance you might have one or two Trouble albums if your collection. That's if you can find them.

by illinoishorrorman August 2, 2015