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Tranny Tuck is a cross fit workout where you tuck your dick and balls between you legs so it looks like you have a vagina.
Tony: What's the WOD
James: looks like we have to do 30 Tranny Tucks in 60 seconds
Chris: Man, I hate Tranny tucks! I am always chafed afterwards.
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When someone pushes their boner up against their body under the belt or the waistband to hold it up so no one will ever find out.
"I had to up and tuck in sex-ed class. Those videos made me get a erection again."
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A person who appears to have had plastic surgery.
It looks like Barbie has had a nip tuck and she looks good.
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It's so good that I re-watch the previous seasons every Sarturday for three-hours
Matt is really ugly, and I man-whore. Christian is the best, even though he is a sexiholic, I can handle a man addicted to sexihol(Sic)
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(n) Quickly yet discretely hiding one's erection by slightly pulling the waist of his pants away from himself, swinging the boner in an upward position, then letting the waist of the pants hold it snug against his body.
WARNINGS and GUIDELINES: This is more of an art than a science and may require pracice for some. Up-tucks are best done when pretending to tie one's shoes or something of that nature; however,if a boner occurs while sitting down amongst friends, do the following: pretend you are trying to get more comfortable in the chair, your shirt is "bothering" you so you pull it around to make it feel better, while your hands are in the front do the uptuck (underneath the shirt!) then quickly move your hands to the back of your pants to pull them up a little ("they were sagging down too much").
Always make sure you are wearing a shirt or at least boxers. If you have no boxers but do have a shirt, make sure the shirt long and is never lifted up above the waist of your paints.
"I would've been so embarashed if I didn't know about the up-tuck on my first date!"
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The act of tucking ones penis and balls between the legs so as to look like a woman.
I hear that cross-dressing queer Sal changed his name to Sally. I saw a picture of him dressed in women's lingerie and doing a penis tuck to hide his manhood.
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