jellyfish blowjob

A jellyfish blowjob is the act of sucking a dude off and tasing his testicals. Or a jellyfish can be used to do this however the pain can last much longer than tasing the testicals.

Hey Morgan do you want a jellyfish blowjob

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Friendly Jellyfish

The act of one male tickling another male's scrotum

Thomas swam under the water to surprise Kit and he sneakily gave him a friendly jellyfish. This left Kit feeling vulnerable and shocked by the friendly jellyfish

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Angry Jellyfish

In reference to when 5 men are having sexual intercourse (a gay orgy) and each male jizzes on the other one, and rubs it in. Making one big, sticky, rubby jizzfest.

Dude: "Blimy Mate, I was having me an Angry Jellyfish last night, and David rubbed it in my john!"
Girl: "Oh snap! I want to join!"
Dude: "Nope, cock only"

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You wish jellyfish

a popular phrase to deny someone of something

"Will you go out with me?", 'You wish jellyfish!'

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fresh water jellyfish

Noun;Human male ejaculate floating inside a public shower.

Hey bud, don't step on the endangered fresh water jellyfish swimming in the shower or you'll get a fine.

hudson river jellyfish

The used condoms you find floating near the docks and shores of the hudson river. They get this name b/c they kind of float there and are white and yeah its just nasty.

When you look down next to the dock to put the boat in the water and theres a hudson river jellyfish floating there....

Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish

1. (noun) A procedure in which you place a clear plastic sheet on the chest of a person while you stradle said person and receive felatio (oral sex) and defecate (poop) on the clear sheet. As the person recieving felatio is about to ejaculate, he grabs the plastic sheet and flips it onto the felater's (person performing felatio) face creating a "chocolate jellyfish" appearance. Once the jellyfish has been created, he proceeds to ejaculate on the felater's face thus "frosting the chocolate jellyfish"

2. (noun) The person being Frosted Chocolate Jellyfished.

3. frosted chocolate jellyfisher (noun) The person performing the Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish

1. Hey James, I gave your ex-girlfriend the Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish.

2. Margo! Your brother made me a Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish!

3. Don't go out with him, He is a Frosted Chocolate Jellyfisher.

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