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A short tempered, sassy female on a glorious rampage after being penetrated in the thigh with some form of innocent foreplay
I was trying to get her attention and turn her on by poking her leg when she quickly transformed into an infuriated jellyfish
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When a female is sandwiched between 2 hairless unbathed detestable Frenchmen and each of said Frenchmen are both trying to penetrate the same hole at one time
He asked what I wanted for breakfast to which I replied, "definitely not another dirty croissant"
When a man with an uncircumcised flacid penis smacks a woman in the face with his said penis
She just got whacked in the face with a Serbian Flapjack
When a man chronically masturbates and the thickness of his semen diminishes over time
He whacked off so frequently, that he has reached maximum mundane viscosity
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