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A joke to confuse teachers on Kahoot
Or friends.
Teacher: who’s joe
Class: joe mama
joe mama is a joke that that was theorized to be made said 3500 BCE but only became a joke in a 1975 ware a french solder said "your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries"
joe mama is so fat, when she farts it causes a earthquake
If you’re here today, chances are that you’ve been subjected to this brilliantly planned insult. It is derived from the popular saying Yo Mama.
It’s normally installed when attacker mentions the name Joe, and victim asks who this mysterious Joe is. The attacker will then smoothly hit with “JOE MAMA”, ripping the victim to threads.
Intellectuals will perform this simple counter attack:
When attacker mentions Joe, victim will ask if he’s related to Candice. When attacker asks who Candice is, victim(no longer victim) will shoot back “CANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!”
This hit is therefore critical.
Scenario one:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Joe who?”
Person 1- “JOE MAMA!! LOLLL!!L!!LL!!!”
Person 2- *proceeds to fling self off cliff*
Scenario two:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Oh, is he related to Candice?”
Person 1- “Candice who?”
Person 2- “cANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!!!!”
Person 1- *ultimate damage critical hit*
Joe mama refers to your mother.
Yo bro whos joe? Idk who is joe? Joe mama! Hahahha sheeeshhh that joke was bussin bussin
When there’s awkward tension and he loves you
“What do you love?”
“Joe mama!”
peter: who is he?
sam: joe...
peter: joe who?
sam: JOE MAMA