baked lay

Refers to an act of sexual intercourse during which the speaker was under the influence of marijuana.

Jessie and Joe got so stoned last night, then they took their clothes off and had a baked lay.

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Lay A Brick

To excrete one's faeces;

For one to lay poo-poo

To 'Lay A Brick' is to drop a hefty turd

My whole family came round to my house for Sunday Roast, and a couple of hours later i had to 'lay a brick'.

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Twitter Lay

Someone on Twitter that you tweet dirty messages and photos to in order to have Twitter sex.

There's a chick on Twitter that teases me with her high heel pix and tweets. @creativfluffer is my Twitter Lay.

My Twitter Lay tweets me about what she wants me to do to her to get her off.

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straight lay

this is your basic sexual intercourse between one man and one woman which has been contracted for her services through a brothel.

A straight lay is a common order at the chicken ranch, but our special today is the half and half.

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lay on back

same as layback
to chill out, calm down, relax and max often used when it's time to take a ride

"-heyy mayne! that mofucka lookin at me sideways ! who this? im gittin piiiissed, hand me the niiine!!!
-boy, why don't you shut the fucc up and lay on back for a while, you ain't gon kill nobody, son

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laying a brick

having a shit

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Laying ropes

Large cumshot to the face that heavily resembles a rope

bruh I was just laying ropes on her face

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