lay-by

A place in the road where it is legal to pull over and stop for a short period of time. Also can be used as a place where two consenting adults may participate in sexual acts in a public area.

Driver: Oh look a lay-by... i'm feeling frisky!
Passenger: Pull over then, I'll sort that out!
Driver: But there is already a car there?
Passenger: Don't worry i'll put on a good show!

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Lay lay

The most beautiful girl on earth she has the greatest personality she can be stubborn sometimes but she is the greatest girl on this planet

Izayah loves Lay lay

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lay-lay

If you're on a lay-lay, you're just relaxing, doing nothing.

blud, i'm not even on clubbin tonight, mans on a lay-lay

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lay lay

taking a long time to perform arbitary tasks

when JR says he will be 10 mins and because he is a lay lay he will not be there in 10 mins

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lay-lay

Lazy. Analogous to cray-cray for crazy.

I have to do both mine and my wife’s share of the chores, because she’s all lay-lay

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lay lay

A terrible illness, sentencing the sufferer to a general inability to commit to a communal plan due to poor time keeping.

The main symptoms include thinking that any period of time is only '10 minutes bruv,' and that significant distances of many, many miles can be covered in a matter of minutes whilst driving.

Another terrible side effect is the instant mental formation of overseas relatives, who either need or needed to be collected from a local airport, to attempt to excuse their behaviour.

The word has its roots in north west london and has significant lineage in the formation of the phrases 'larry longtings'& 'quackyquicktings'.

It is also widely accepted in footballing circles, as 'Claude Mak-a-lay lay' in honour of the Paris St Germain and French international midfielder.

Damn, I have a lot of spare time today...

why are we still here blud?,

mans are on a long ting, we're waiting on(insert name, you know who you are...)

lay lay?, best bill another zoot then...

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lay-in

A term used in prison referring to being given permission by one’s physician or psychologist to not have to leave the cell for a few days for whatever chosen reason.
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I’ve only got the rent-a-phone for the next two days so I got myself a lay-in so I can get in touch with as many family members as possible from the comfort of my rack.