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Compound adjective: Fucking lazy describes someone that is extremely lazy. It intensifies too lazy to live so much so that someone who is fucking lazy couldn't event die without doing it for them. People that are fucking lazy may also fall into the category of manipulative bastard.
Bill is so fucking lazy that he couldn't even crawl up in a ditch and die.
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A man that stays home and playes computer games all day. He never leaves his house unless his friends come over and ask him many times to do something out side. If it was up to him he would sit at home with a bowl of jumbalia and a bag of popcorn for his dinner and play Red alert all the time. Also he cant walk ten feet without getting tired. God must have been drunk when he mad this fat ugly excuse for a humanbeeing.
"No dude you are all wrong about your relgion, the earth sends us up to gather information about itself" says mark.
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It's actually one of those things that you put in the middle of the table and spin around so that you can reach different things. They're really useful for things like carrot sticks and dips.
...And barbeques.
...And drinks.
...Not forgetting passing the butter!
Don't taint the wonderous invention with your dirty meanings.
You have a Lazy Susan? Wow! Can I use it?
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someone who has no life and sits on the couch and looks resembles a potato
person one:"wow is that a potato!"
person two:"no its just jim he hasn't gone outside in a month"
jim:"hey do you two mind handing me the chips over there i would but its to far"
jim's mom:"YOUR 22 GO GET A LIFE JIM! AND STOP BEING A LAZY POTATO"
what happenes when the turd is so big it bobs up and down.
Dude, you should see the lazy alligator i just put in the toilet.
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Inappropriate and/or unnecessarily short sorts worn by a man. Normally denim but can also be seen in cords and if you are really lucky, florals.
Look at that guy playing center field. He is wearing Lazy Luke's and drinking the Champaign of Beers.
A non-douched, under-prepared butt
hole.
A butthole that has had no effort in the preparation of a good time.
A tired anus after being used multiple times and losing elasticity, one that has little to no sphincter control and would benefit from a daily ritual of kegals.
That Grindr Boy had an aggressively lazy butthole. Like, we couldn’t even feel each other.