Bling leech

A person who hangs around with cool people (one of which they are not) in order to become cooler. This method usually does not work, as the leech is usually a weirdo that will never be cool anyways. Bling leeching consists of creepy, stalker-ish following, trying to butt in to conversations, and dressing like the cool people.

"Dude, I wish that bling leech would stop following me around. He's making me look less cool."

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Leech Boy

One who can't code mIRC on their own so they lach onto a well to do coder's nut sack and leeches off that person's skills as if they were their own.

Did you see that code Neptune posted.. Yeah you can tell he is being a Leech Boy again.

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Pedo-leech

An adult who is sexually attracted to a minor(pedophile) clinging to their victim and sucking or gnawing on their head.

SoubixRisika from "Loveless" or AxelxRoxas from "KingdomHearts II"

Axel and Soubi are both Pedo-leeches

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nut leech

One that is constantly on the nut.

That big bitch Rosie O'Donnel is an ugly nut leech.

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penis leech

a cock sucker who has extreme sucking power

Every since she became addicted to crack; she has been a real penis leech.

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Turnstile Leech

Someone (usually a black guy) who hangs around the subway turnstiles pretending to "check the balance" on his blank Metrocard that he probably found in the garbage-uses this as an excuse to loiter near the turnstiles-asks everyone who comes along if they can help him out with whatever

Hey look at the turnstile leech pretending he's checking his Metrocard balance. I ain't giving him shit!

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Glamour Leech

A person, or entity which finds a way to feed off of, and/or imitate/create the false illusion of another organism's or person's abilities/energy. This can result in the following for the victim: Lack of sleep, Loss of other senses, Lack of willpower... The list goes on as it varies from individual to individual.

The "Glamour Leech" can often times (more often than not) have the ability of Psychic Vampirism.

"If it weren't for that fucking glamour leech, I'd be busy writing something that mattered right now..."

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