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A person that is quick to say they don’t drink alcohol, but will drink willing when it is available.
Drinker: I heard about this new Gin that is supposed to be really smooth; I’m going to try it out this weekend.
Liquor liar: It is probably not good, plus I don’t drink liquor.
Drinker: You drink with me all the time; you are such a liquor liar.
When somebody is blatantly taking steroids but continues to lie about in, sometimes in a tongue-in-cheek way.
Person 1: Did you see how big John got last week?
Person 2: Yeah....he's an anabolic liar. He has track marks all over his butt.
Describes an individual who makes up outlandish lies for attention and/or clout. People inflicted with the Liar's Touch may deny all evidence discrediting their lies and will get angry when confronted. Symptoms include; vague statements, sobbing for sympathy during a general conversation, and bringing up their fake problems on a daily basis.
If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with the Liar's Touch, you may be entitled to compensation.
Person 1: "Nick told me his friend moved to New Zealand and died from AIDS!"
Person 2: "No he didn't. Nick has the Liar's Touch."
Someone who has sexual/ flirtatious contact with the opposite gender. Someone who also lies about everything they do.
Cooper Leroy faith is a cheater and a liar.
Someone who has any sexual/ flirtatious contact with another person and lies about everything they do.
Cooper Leroy faith is a cheater and a liar
A person in who lies so ridiculously it incites peals of laughter from those who hear it.
Nessie is so clearly an idiot, her claims of going to Yale are just proof that she's a Laughololgical Liar.
Live your whole life deceiving and manipulating those around you, and in time of need, no one will be there.
The Boy who cried wolf, now has The Liar’s Curse.